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*marcus butler voice* hellloooooo!! you look nice today. i'm grace. let's be friends

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balcerak:

Infinite multiverses and I’m stuck in the one where superheroes are fictional and people kill other people for having different colored skin

2 hours ago on September 19th | J | 16,758 notes

slayer-slayer-slayer:

sharkubait:

babybluestocking:

raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

This post creeps me out because it is absolutely true 
WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRISTMAS

2012 wasn’t the end of the world, it was the end of christmas

i cant believe the grinch finally won

3 hours ago on September 19th | J | 277,952 notes

unirainbowllamacorn:

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

luckydreaming:

Are fedoras really that bad?

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YES YES THEY ARE

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

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I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

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Right..?

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The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

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I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

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Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

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WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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ITS HERE AGAIN

3 hours ago on September 19th | J | 672,610 notes
badstickfigures:

dytabytes:

bythepowercosmic:

Finally! Deadpool To Hit Theaters In 2016

Just a few hours after star Ryan Reynolds opened up about the reaction to the Deadpool leaked footage, 20th Century Fox has announced they are moving forward with the film and given it a February 12, 2016 release date, just three months before the upcoming X-Men: Apocalypse. Ryan Reynolds is expected to star with director Tim Miller at the helm and a script by Zombieland writers Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick.


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badstickfigures:

dytabytes:

bythepowercosmic:

Finally! Deadpool To Hit Theaters In 2016

Just a few hours after star Ryan Reynolds opened up about the reaction to the Deadpool leaked footage, 20th Century Fox has announced they are moving forward with the film and given it a February 12, 2016 release date, just three months before the upcoming X-Men: Apocalypse. Ryan Reynolds is expected to star with director Tim Miller at the helm and a script by Zombieland writers Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick.

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3 hours ago on September 19th | J | 55,037 notes

radsturbate:

marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs

3 hours ago on September 19th | J | 302,213 notes
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and-the-two-idiots:

stripedpants:

My brother’s friend was starting to apply for colleges. And one of the colleges he applied to required a 3 page essay explaining what daring meant to them.

So being the clever person he was

On the each page he wrote 1 word with huge font,

THIS

IS

DARING

And he later got accepted. 

this is my favorite story on tumblr

10 hours ago on September 19th | J | 306,877 notes
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*gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break

1 day ago on September 18th | J | 332,478 notes

goodvibejesus:

your naked body is a beautiful beautiful thing. be proud of it. you are the only person in the world who owns one exactly like it.

1 day ago on September 18th | J | 24,578 notes

crunchier:

4am is the new 10pm

1 day ago on September 18th | J | 122,970 notes
Tagged as: #school q 
so-personal:

everything personal

so-personal:

everything personal

1 day ago on September 18th | J | 425,367 notes
1 day ago on September 18th | J | 903,660 notes

So this happened at Subway the other day

Me wearing my Pizza John shirt at subway:
Sandwich Artist: Who's that guy?
Me: Um... John Green.
Sandwich Artist: I've heard that name before. Is he like running for president?
Me: No.. He wrote some books. You've probably heard of The Fault In Our Stars.
Sandwich Artist: oh yeah. That thing . Well he should run for president. I'd vote for him, since I take it from your shirt he's a pizza fan. I'm pro pizza.
1 day ago on September 18th | J | 22,757 notes

severalbadpunslater:

whoreoscopes:

doomf:

That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?

25796323689432 feet you say?

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this is literally my favorite post on tumblr

1 day ago on September 18th | J | 239,641 notes
1 day ago on September 18th | J | 80,546 notes

I just got back from a 2 hour observation of a student driving (hooray drivers ed), and I literally had to have them stop the car twice cos I was gonna throw up. Send help and tom HIDDLES hugs

2 days ago on September 17th | J | 2 notes