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*marcus butler voice* hellloooooo!! you look nice today. i'm grace. let's be friends

birthday: July 30 /tagged/my-face

Send me your birthday off anon and I'll send you a nice message on that day. Also maybe a shoutout? idk 

trashking2k14:

davekat:

I WANT A CURRENT GENERATION OF HOGWARTS STUDENTS THAT SPEAK IN MEMEss

someone tries to send the entire script of bee movie as a howler

1 hour ago on July 31st | J | 10,129 notes

everybodyilovedies:

artingkrusca:

dorito

HE FUCKING CAUGHT IT FUCKING FUCK

i love this fandom so fucking much. i love you guys,. you do shit like this and just. how. why. i love you.

1 hour ago on July 31st | J | 4,281 notes
chasexjackson:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:


sparseparsley:

swing-set-in-december:

regular-lord-joesus:

kummersaurus:

crying because 50 shades of grey



fifty shades of awful



JUST SAY IT

50 Shades is a lot more interesting if you convince yourself that “there” means “my feet”

chasexjackson:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

sparseparsley:

swing-set-in-december:

regular-lord-joesus:

kummersaurus:

crying because 50 shades of grey

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fifty shades of awful

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JUST SAY IT

50 Shades is a lot more interesting if you convince yourself that “there” means “my feet”

1 hour ago on July 31st | J | 95,316 notes
my main goal in life

my main goal in life

1 hour ago on July 31st | J | 1 note
Tagged as: #me 

gnarly:

meeting someone who has the same music taste as you

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permissiontogoafterhim:

[x]

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The Twelfth Doctor’s first line

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demigodofhoolemere:

my-gosh-its-snowing:

thelof9:

hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow

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hey americans have fun paying your health care

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stop guys we’re friends remember

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Children, behave else mother shall have to give the pair of you a bollocking. 

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You couldn’t beat 13 states, let alone 50.

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hey guys

what’s

what’s going on over here?

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I just choked

tumblr country wars are the best

3 hours ago on July 31st | J | 214,453 notes
pleatedjeans:

@drewtoothpaste

pleatedjeans:

@drewtoothpaste

3 hours ago on July 31st | J | 3,948 notes

ermahgerdkerfer:

First day back to school, and seeing all the new freshmen like

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fussybabybitch:

usatoday:

Is there anything better than Free Slurpee Day?

Access to basic health care

fussybabybitch:

usatoday:

Is there anything better than Free Slurpee Day?

Access to basic health care

3 hours ago on July 31st | J | 41,999 notes

johnshavesfor-sherlock:

I’m an old grumpy man in the body of a teenager

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just-watching-tumble:

"Puny god."

All I can think of is in the second one Tom said he had a rope tied to his leg.  He told the crew to pull it during his speech so it would look like he was grabbed.  He didn’t know when it was happening so he wouldn’t anticipate it and well there you go - standing delivering a speech on how grand he is and - WHOOP there he goes….

5 hours ago on July 31st | J | 9,521 notes