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*marcus butler voice* hellloooooo!! you look nice today. i'm grace. let's be friends

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brassmama:

i bring you chris and sebastian thinking about pussy

Chris is trying so hard he grabs his own boob.

13 minutes ago on September 2nd | J | 23,354 notes

yup, that’s me!

1 hour ago on September 2nd | J | 225,364 notes
Tagged as: #school q 

damageditem:

Tom Hiddleston → Rolled up sleeves

nonononononono this is not ok

14 hours ago on September 2nd | J | 7,555 notes

ernbarassing:

if im on tumblr more than usual that means i have a lot of stuff i need to be doing and im trying to avoid doing it

14 hours ago on September 2nd | J | 206,192 notes

transhumanisticpanspermia:

deepcried:

bowserfucker:

Do you think Joe Biden has ever texted Obama a meme

Hillary once said in an interview that they were in a group message and they were sending ‘funny pictures’ and she just would say ‘get back to work’

literal leaders of the united states confirmed for meme loving fucks, country in both mortal shock and existential rejoice

14 hours ago on September 2nd | J | 75,100 notes

cumberbuddy:

gvacamolly:

petitbear:

skittleoakley:

Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]

When he says “really” ;’)

Never leave this un-reblogged

What a dear human being he is. 

14 hours ago on September 2nd | J | 953,227 notes

stuffmomnevertoldyou:

morning mantra.

14 hours ago on September 2nd | J | 26,625 notes
kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

14 hours ago on September 2nd | J | 73,893 notes

sherlockyouidiot:

Ok so the other day, I was scrolling through Tumblr and my mom walked past me when I was looking at some pictures of Ben (surprise), and she said “Oh, that man looks like Messi.”

Lionel Messi. The soccer player. The one who looks nothing like Ben.

Like

Mom

I mean

Seriously

How dare you

I just

MOM

14 hours ago on September 2nd | J | 9 notes
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Song: Get Back to Hogwarts
Artist: Darren Criss, Joey Richter, Bonnie Grueson, Devin Lytle, Lily Marks, Sango Tajima, Tyler Brunsman, Lauren Lopez, Dylan Saunders, Ensemble
Album: A Very Potter Musical Soundtrack
Played: 54,589 times.

benedicted-cumberbatched:

-hungarianhorntail:

back to witches and wizards, and magical beasts,

to goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts 

it’s all that I love and it’s all that I need,

at hogwarts, hogwarts, I think I’m going back 

happy september first! 

will have to play this on september 1st.

15 hours ago on September 1st | J | 20,624 notes

beyoncescock:

ʷʰʸ      ʷʰʸ             ʷʰʸ

       ʷʰʸ            ʷʰʸ       ʷʰʸ      ʷʰʸ

   ʷʰʸ         school tomorrow   ʷʰʸ

         ʷʰʸ            ʷʰʸ

15 hours ago on September 1st | J | 55,431 notes

Apologies for the late acceptance letter. Or maybe you were taking classes all along?

Apologies for the late acceptance letter. Or maybe you were taking classes all along?

15 hours ago on September 1st | J | 2,098 notes

i really really miss matt

guys i’m justt so sad he’s gone

15 hours ago on September 1st | J | 3 notes

lggyzalea:

freshmen advice: y’all know bout high school musical right?? well that shit is legit. better get practicing. everyday at lunch we go hard af. stick to the status quo.

15 hours ago on September 1st | J | 176,745 notes

Good wifi on the Hogwarts Express this year

victorydancebitches:

can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i:

neverknowinglybeserious:

a-hobbit-john:

hiiddles:

wife-of-loki:

MINE IS CRAPPY
WHAT CARRIAGE ARE YOU IN!??!?!

COME TO THE BACK 

THE SLYTHERINS HAVE HACKED DUMBLEDORE’S WIFI

1GB BITCHES

Thanks to the Ravenclaws, guys.

The password’s “AL0H4M0R4”
Pass it on. 

15 hours ago on September 1st | J | 201,203 notes